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#8 - Let your children eat French Fries (especially sprinkled with sand)

#9 - Look your children in the eyes when they talk to you.

#10 - Tell your children that freckles are angel kisses. I still know the true source of mine - Even at my age I still get angel kisses. Especially in the summer. Angels must love warm weather.

#11 - Let your children eat by themselves at an early age - even if they get yogurt or cake all over. Eating messy is so much fun! After 30 years experience, I am an expert. Ask Tom - he isn't even sure how I do it.